hahawhore:

friend: you dropped something

me: oh

image

thanks

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997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

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supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

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phantamxrose:

kvotheunkvothe:

consulting-catlady:

universalpotatochip:

universalpotatochip:

My stomach growled super loud in French omg

I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize

bonjour

le growl

hon hon hon feed me a baguette

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